At 14 years old, I got married.

One of the most hilarious parts—and I have to share this because I’m still laughing—comes after he’s recovering from surgery. He’s trying to pull himself together in his hospital bed because, as he says, the doctors and residents are “Grey’s Anatomy beautiful.” Then the head doctor comes in and asks the most un-glamorous question possible: “Have you farted today?” And Tyler’s response? “Da-fuq.” I hollered. Like screamed.